Unabashed lover of large breasts, pornography, foul mouths, and loud music. Childhood diagnosis of Oppositional Defiant Disorder is possibly related to current position as Associate Editor and only female employee at GuySpeed.
Jackie Mancini
The Qwerty Family — Hot Mess of the Day
Location: Christmas morning at the Qwerty house.
Attendees: 3/4 of family technically present, but all texting someone else.
Family Tradition: Sitting around the fire and playing Farmville together.
Family Motto: “Tag me!"
Santa Teaches Us That Being on the Naughty List is Kinda Nice
In other (fictional) news today, the real Santa Claus got a lap dance this week at Rick's Cabaret in Manhattan, and we were on the scene to capture the exciting night of Holiday cheer.
Why Doesn’t Eggnog Make Us Sick?
This popular holiday drink is traditionally made by combining raw eggs, rum and dairy and leaving it all in the fridge for up to six weeks. We basically drink our weight in the stuff every December -- how on earth have we managed to avoid being sick all this time?
Marry Me Melissa — Hot Mess of the Day
Location: Charm School.
Burgers With a Side of Safe Sex — Best Combo Meal Ever?
There are only so many ways to make a hamburger new and unique, and there are even less ways that taste good (for example, pizza burgers are disgusting). If you're a burger joint who wants to stand out, sometimes your ad campaign is your best bet, but this Australian company is feeling the flame-broiled heat, because they didn't play it "safe."
Leslie Feist — Celeb Crush
We can't get enough of this 36-year-old rocker's talent, not to mention how stunning she is.
OK Stupid, Time to Get Better at Online Dating
Online dating has become pretty standard practice these days, but many people still can't seem to master the art of the mating dance. Fortunately for us, this resulting Tumblr tag provides plenty of laughs, and also helps us know what not to say. Not that we need the help, or anything (we do).
How to Avoid Being the Gross Dude With Dry Skin This Winter
There's a big difference between these two gents: One is a gruff, masculine lumberjack who I would kiss, and the other most likely has scaly winter skin.
10 T-Shirts We Can’t Believe We Wore in the 90s
The 90s were a weird time for all of us, and especially for our wardrobes. While some of the fashions of our childhood seem to be making a comeback (Hammer pants, really? Again?) there are some things that we're really hoping be making a comeback any time soon. Her...
Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show 2012 Gives Us 10 Good Reasons to Let a Beautiful Woman Walk Out On You
We know what you're thinking: Who in their right mind would ever let a babe like this walk away? And yet, some people do break up with stunners.
Here's our list of 10 reasons let a beautiful girl walk away with some photos from last night's 2012 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show to show that every breakup has it's backside upside.
Sony Publishes Ad With Four-Breasted Woman, Everyone is Cranky About it [OPINION]
Who has two boobs and thinks four boobs are awesome? This chick! (Imagine, if you will, that I'm somehow pointing with my breasts.)
Allie the Asphyxiator — Hot Mess of the Day
Name: Allie the Asphyxiator (pictured right)
Location: The 'special accommodations needed' aisle on the airplane.
Occupation: Paperweight.