Meet Gallows – a 21-year-old clerk from Ohio who’s into ‘Clerks’ (the movie), ‘Clerks 2′ (the so-so sequel), Choonimals (we have no idea) and Bath and Body Works. What works for us? A bath with her body. We’re dreamers.
Meet Discoquette – a 25-year-old designer, producer and fashion stylist who likes listening to Crystal Castles, Muse and Phoenix, watching ‘Closer’ and ‘Natural Born Killers’, and playing Silent Hill and Resident Evil. We’ve got sinful thoughts after seeing her pics.
Meet Ilana – a 25-year-old Colombian columnist and editor who’s into Nutella, coke, sex, and Vampirism. Her favorite forms of entertainment include Nosferatu, ‘Interview with a Vampire’, and True Blood. She might want to hold off on sucking our blood because we had a rough night.
Meet Rourke – a 23-year-old electronica snob who loves Bloody Marys, robots, gnomes, getting naked, and Italians. Do 1/4 Italians work? Not midgets… although, she does like gnomes. Do Italian gnomes work? We’ll make it work.
Recently, we showed you a color coded map that displayed average breast size by country. Spoiler alert, the US is NOT #1. But, the greatest nation in the world does come in at a solid D cup. We wondered what the average would’ve been before the advent of the implant. Say, like, in 1959 – which is when the new TV show ‘Magic City’ is supposed to take place.
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