DIY: Top 10 Ways To Become Rich Illegally In Yakima

In these lean economic times when unemployment in Yakima County is 1.5 percent above the national rate, Yakmanians are looking for any way to make a buck. So if you're willing to do the time, here are the crimes that could make you a millionaire:

1. Sell Meth.
2. Steal stuff and sell it.
3. Start a church.
4. Embezzle from your workplace.
5. Set up a Ponzi scheme.
6. Insider stock trading.
7. Extortion... shake down pimps, hos and drug dealers in your neighborhood.
8. Kidnapping.
9. Print your own money
10. Casino skimming.