Rant

When was the last time you watched this movie?

Timmy goes on a rant about his extremely "long-distant relatives".

I was going to stay silent about some of the racism we've seen in our community, but I cannot stay silent anymore.

It is important to give your customers at least half-way decent service. Here is my open letter to rude store owners.

If you can't take the heat, move to another state! An administrator caught on video told middle school kids to "basically suck it up" in the heat!

I'll admit to having lit up when I was a teenager but fortunately for me I never caught the "habit". I do like a cigar from time to time... once a year when I'm in Vegas maybe. As far as cigarettes go however I have never understood the fascination...

This morning on the "Freaks" we told you a story about a woman from Titusville, Florida who used a car was vacuum to clean up gasoline from the trunk of her car. Vacuum go boom and it cost the Shuttle Car Wash $500 to repair the damage. You see, gasoline by itself is flammable but not combustible...

Men having nipples seems pretty pointless, especially if you believe we have a creator that made us in his image. I doubt however that the creator was nursing a child. Aside from the male sexual fascination with boobs and nipples the truth is they're just the delivery vehicle for mama's milk...

When I play Texas Hold'em I hear other poker players say "Winner Winner, Chicken Dinner" when they have a winning hand. I was watching the Bills vs. Rams yesterday and I heard one of the announcers say the same thing. I've always wondered where in the hell that phrase came from...

When I took my whirlwind trip to Los Angeles this weekend to see the Seahawks take on the Rams in the first NFL game there in 22 years, I flew out of Portland. After I returned I noticed my tires were a bit low on air so I stopped at a gas station near the airport...

I've spent a lot of time this week thinking about how I felt about Colin Kaepernick's public stand against standing during the national anthem at a San Francisco 49ers pre-season game. I thought he could have gotten his point across without disrespecting the flag...

In these lean economic times when unemployment in Yakima County is 1.5 percent above the national rate, Yakmanians are looking for any way to make a buck. So if you're willing to do the time, here are the crimes that could make you a millionaire: 1...