My Wife’s ‘American Horror Story’ Halloween Costume
Full disclosure: I did not dress in costume for work today. I know... "Bah, humbug!", right?
Imagine my delight, however, when my wife, Carrie, showed up at the radio station dressed like this:
Woo-hoo! I've finally convinced her to partake in some naughty role playing!
Not so fast!
My bride informed me that this is her Halloween costume. You see, my dear Carrie is a HUGE fan of the T.V. show "American Horror Story" and, apparently, one of the characters is a housekeeper named Moira O'Hara who had her eye shot out (Red Ryder B.B. gun?)
Do you think I can sweet talk her into wearing this to bed tonight?
Details on "The Big Show" tomorrow starting at 6:00 A.M.!
Happy Halloween from the Lyons family to you!