Rare Disease Leaves Man With Only 100 Orgasms Remaining

A 34-year-old U.S. man went to his doctor for a checkup and got some very, very terrible news.  Not "you-only-have-two-weeks-to-live" kind of news but almost as devastating.

His doc told him that he only 100 orgasms left before his weener quits.  As in, stops working.  As in, no more erections.  Ever.

The man's testimony, as told to BroBible.com, is harrowing.  Apparently "R.L.S." has a very legitimate medical condition that will ultimately cause his penis to quit. The doctor estimates that he could knock off a chunk approximately 100 times before it's curtains on Mr. Happy.

Is there such a program as "Make-A-Wish For a Dying Penis?"