I don't catch myself staring at other men's crotches, but what has been seen cannot be unseen. This week's cover of Sports Illustrated made it almost impossible to miss getting a glimpse of Seahawks QB Russell Wilson's 12th Man.

The Super Bowl-winning signal-caller for Seattle graces the regional cover this week along with arch rival Colin Kaepernick.  While the Niners field general is doing his best impression of "The Situation," it is Wilson's bulge that is getting the attention across the country.

OK. Enough. I need to go take a shower now.

Go Hawks!