Since it's Earth Day and all, I figured it was time to clean out the ol' KATS broom closet -- you know, where we jam-pack four years of plastic bags thinking someday we'll get around to sorting them out and maybe recycling them.

It's messy, time-consuming work, but hey, if I'm not gonna save the planet who is, right?

So I got to work this morning. And that's when my Earth Day miracle happened: