What Bumper Sticker Would You Like? [POLL]

I have seen some pretty hilarious bumper stickers out there. Sometimes I wish I could create my own. Just when I come up with an idea for a bumper sticker, though, I see someone has already done it. Some of the bumper stickers I would want now are:

'Hillary is just joking people, don't worry!'

Or:

'Hunting tastes good!'

Or

'Hooks may hurt, PETA, but so do my teeth!'

Or

'If I just passed you on the right, you are an idiot!' This is one of my biggest pet peeves!

I know some of those may be silly, but bumper stickers are like a tattoo -- they're personal! Ha!

What are some of the bumper stickers you would want or what are some bumper stickers you would like to create? Let me know by taking the poll!