Ali Szubiak kneels before her wireless router each morning and sends thanks to Al Gore for inventing the beautiful jumble of wires, science and magic that have come together to form the Internet. Although she possesses the vocal expression of April Ludgate on sedatives, Ali's enthusiasm for pop stars (and Dave Grohl) is matched only by that one Sanjaya fan from 'American Idol' -- you just wouldn't know it. Her claim to fame? Zayn Malik called her babe and told her he loved her hair. She still cries about it daily. Follow her on Twitter here: @aliszoob
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