Ernio Hernandez
Olympic Loser Sets Sights on ‘Beer Mile’ World Record
This is what happens when you are pressured to perform and lose at the Olympics: You turn to drinking.
Married Actor Hits on Model on Plane, She Live-Tweets His Douchery
Douchebags of yesteryear had it easy — If he hit on some random hot model on a plane in a semi-drunken stupor, she may think him a douche and turn him down but once the big hunk of metal lands, he’s in the clear.
Zombie Apocalypse Continues — Man Throws Skin and Intestines at Cops
There is a zombie apocalypse brewing whether we want to admit it or not. First, there was a guy eating faces and now people are throwing their insides at one another.
Cindy Lou Whoa! Taylor Momsen Topless in FHM
Damn you, Europe! First they get model Izabel Goulart with no pants, now those old worlders get topless Taylor Momsen. The actress-rocker poses (not completely) nude for the magazine Czech Republic version of FHM.
Man Accused of Having Sex With Horse — But Not How You’re Thinking
A 20-year-old man in Pennsylvania was arrested on burglary charges after he allegedly broke into a barn after in the early hours of the morning. What was he doing there? Having sex with a horse, of course.
Hackers Pop Porn Onto TVs at Best Buy Store
Boob Tube? A Best Buy in Greenville, South Carolina fell victim to hackers who posted pornographic photos on in-store smart TV displays using the electronics store’s own WiFi.
Burger King Testing Delivery Service in Some Cities
Hey America, if you were wondering how you could possibly gain more weight eating fast food — wonder no more — Burger King has got your ever-expanding backside covered.
Following testing in Mexico, Turkey, Brazil, Columbia and Peru, BK is offering delivery service at ten participating locations in Maryland and Virginia. Six more
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