Mike Adams
Man Impaled on Fence After Dodging Out on Bar Tab
There is no joy in having to pay a large bar tab, especially when there seems to be a discrepancy with the bill. However, it is well advised to just pay it – because there is even less joy in having to be removed from a fence after you impale yourself while attempting to pull the old “drink and dash” routine.
TSA Thinks the World’s Largest Schlong is a Terrorist Threat
If you think you have a hard time getting through airport security, wait until you try getting through it packing the world’s largest pecker – because that is exactly what happened to Jonah Falcon.
Heaviest Living Woman Using ‘Bumping Uglies’ Diet to Shed Pounds
Three years ago, Pauline Potter was not only about to get divorced from her husband Alex, but she was on the verge of becoming the heaviest women in the world – weighing a heavy-duty 728 pounds at the time she entered herself into the Guinness Book of Records.
Can You Guess the Celebrity Cleavage?
Today’s celebrity cleavage belongs to a 31-year-old recording artist who got her start in the music business as a contestant on Star Search, and then went on to star in a popular children’s television series.
Texas Strip Clubs Now Have a $5 ‘Pole Tax’
Strip club patrons in Houston, Texas are getting the shaft – or the pole.
Shoppers Get Naked for Free Groceries in Germany
Now this is our kind of meat market!
Woman’s Butt Gets Fired Up by a Hot Rocket
When Kairee Goodin took a trip out to the Mojave Desert back in June 2010, to attend an amateur rocket festival, she expected it to be hot – but what she didn’t expect is a high powered rocket to leave her entire backside looking like something from the Elephant Man.
Man Busted For Having Sex With a Teddy Bear — FOR THE FOURTH TIME!
As if getting busted beating off with inanimate objects wasn’t bad enough, a Cincinnati man was arrested for a fourth time for public masturbation with a little help from his teddy bear.
Charles Marshall, 28, was arrested last week after employees at a health clinic noticed him giving a teddy bear “the business” in a back alley
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Can You Guess the Celebrity Cleavage?
Today’s celebrity cleavage belongs to an old cougar singer-songwriter best known for her work in world of country music.
Arby’s Urinal Gives Man’s Junk a Steam Burn
It looks like an Arby’s restaurant is in some hot water this week after a customer in Colorado claimed one of their urinals sprayed scalding steam and burned up his genitals.
Can You Guess the Celebrity Cleavage?
This 25-year-old actress attempted to get her start as a fashion model, but she just wasn’t tall enough.
Man Gives Woman Herpes and Eventually $1M in a Lawsuit — Which Hurts More?
Last week a jury ordered a 69-year-old man to pay nearly $1 million in pain and suffering damages from giving a 49-year-old woman a foul case of herpes on their fourth date.