Leave it to Portland to come up with the greatest idea ever in the middle of an international crisis. Since you can't go to restaurants and you can't go to the strip club, the Lucky Devil Lounge is keeping their employees busy by switching up the work plan.

Think Uber Eats plus hardly-clothed dancers. That's Boober Eats. With salads, burgers, appetizers, steaks, and sandwiches, they've got a pretty packed menu.

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Last time I opened the door for food delivery, I was met by a man almost as crusty as I am. (Sorry, buddy. We gotta own it.) Residents of Portland can get their burgers delivered to their door by dancers wearing next-to-nothing.

That's what I love about the human race. Undaunted, we look to ingenuity to not only survive but help others as well.

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