Dread the Election Results? Here’s Your Chance to Escape — With 10 Grand!
We get it. We're sick of this election, too.
And we KIND OF get it when you start talking about moving out of the country if Mr. XXXXX or Ms. XXXXXXX wins. We can't leave no matter what (it's just not very metal), but if you really want to, we're here to help.
We're giving away cash ($1,000 a day, TWICE a day!) throughout this month in our "Make Canada Great Again" sweepstakes. And assuming the contest isn't rigged, you could be in the running for the $10,000 grand prize at the end of November.
That oughta be enough to get you started in your new politics-free paradise in ... Pinticton, maybe?