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Never Vacuum Gasoline From The Trunk Of Your Car
This morning on the "Freaks" we told you a story about a woman from Titusville, Florida who used a car was vacuum to clean up gasoline from the trunk of her car. Vacuum go boom and it cost the Shuttle Car Wash $500 to repair the damage. You see, gasoline by itself is flammable but …
The Uber Versatile Human Anus
This morning on the Todd & Andy Show during "The Freaks" segment we talked about a guy who was an employee at the Royal Canadian Mint who allegedly pilfered nearly $180,000 CDN in gold 'pucks' by hiding them in his butt as reported by the Calgary Herald...
“Everything Is Amazing And Nobody Is Happy”
My weekend hobby is trolling estate sales looking for mid-century furniture. Along the way I see items like the "Kwik Way" electric iron in the photo above. You see, IT'S ELECTRIC! Isn't that amazing??!! Well it was in 1932. Prior to that people had real irons made of iro…
Unnecessary Warning Signs Make Us Roll Our Eyes
Some signs make sense, especially where the observer might be enticed to an area or activity that might prove harmful. Signs like "no skateboarding" posted on a parking lot on a slope (the businesses owners could be liable if someone gets hurt), "warning: guard dog" would be usef…

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