New Royal Wedding Weed Strain ‘Markle Sparkle’ is Family Grown
Finally, a Royal Wedding spliff we are happy to pass around....
In honor of the pending nuptials, there's a new strain of legal Oregon weed called "Markle Sparkle" and it's actually the hybrid of medical marijuana grower Tyler Dooley, who just happens to be the blushing bride Meghan's nephew.
So, what's the scoop on the goop?
Well, it smells like blueberries, it helps relieve pain, anxiety and insomnia. Plus according to Leafbuyer.com, it makes you feel "energized, tingly, and euphoric."
What about "snooty, entitled and pretentious"? Where do I get me a hit of that? Ya still got da kind, brah?
God Save the Queen.