Portland Man Arrested For Washing His Genitals In Public Fountain
Hey, I like a clean ballbag as much as anyone, but there are limits to the extent which I’ll go to ensure that. Unlike this guy:
Witnesses told Portland police that 40 year-old Jamie Hensler tried to toss a water balloon to youngsters at a park before stripping down and washing his hairy gumdrops in the park’s drinking fountain.
He was, obviously, kicked out as well as arrested and charged with misuse of a drinking fountain, indecent exposure and disorderly conduct.
“Mr. Cleanutz” was also recently accused of assault, harassment, disorderly conduct and recklessly endangering another person.