I hung out in California over the weekend and on my way to the San Jose airport to catch a flight home to the YKM, I saw this on the freeway, which inspired this parody of a classic Alabama song. I apologize in advance if you can never hear it the same way again.

Roll on Porta Potties, roll on along
Roll on doody till you get back home
Roll on feces, roll on doo
Roll on manure like I asked you to do
And roll on honey pot roll on (roll on)