Stop me when this sounds familiar.

You're sitting in a cafe near a Florida beach when a 26-year-old woman walks in, takes off her bikini top and starts tugging her nipple rings.
I know, I know. Happens all the time, right?  Well, it did at the Holmes Beach Eatery on Tuesday.

Witnesses, according to a police report, say Jaclynn Glover was waiting in line when she stripped off her top and exposed her breasts for all. If that weren't shocking enough, She strutted around the cafe groping herself and pulling at her nipple rings before finally sitting down. Employees of the cafe eventually coaxed her to put her bikini back on before the police arrived.

Glover was charged with lewd and lascivious behavior and disorderly conduct for “being belligerent, using vulgar language and causing a disturbance by exposing her bare breasts.”

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