Anthony Akers and Richland Police: A Love Story
Ever since Craigslist personals got taken down, Tri-Cities has been getting weird.
Where are people going to turn to for love? Well, one could turn to the police.
Of course, it's going to be tough love...
Anthony Akers was supposed to meet with Richland Police, but failed to show. RPD was obviously miffed they let a catch like Anthony slip away.
Thankfully, Anthony is a rare breed of man. He is a gentleman. He kindly wrote them back, saying he would turn himself in. He didn't.
But he didn't no-show in the traditional sense. He lovingly wrote back, asking for a ride to assist him with his "commitment issues."
Ladies, this is what you want in a man.