Amit Wehle

(Editor’s Note – A recent study out of Ohio State University claims that the average man thinks about sex 388 times a day. We had to run our own test, and by we, we mean Amit.) Once again, I’ve been called upon to deliver hard-hitting front line journalism. Yes, I’m quick ...

A select group of Chicago movie goers were gifted with a special ‘sneak pee-view’, in the form of a grown man standing up and flashing his junk for all to see just 30 minutes into a screening of Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked.

For the few of you out there who haven’t been following the Raleigh, North Carolina  pee-wee basketball league this year, here’s your crash course in awesome.

The following movie preview has been approved by the Motion Pictures Association of America, Inc with the sole intent of ruining the legacy of ‘The Three Stooges.’

As if we needed further proof that (A) cleavage is awesome and (B) no straight man is immune to the seductive powers of breasts, the following clip cleverly beats that busty horse to death.

Never before has form and function merged with such brilliant and idiotic results.

Paulina Gretzky, the model/actress/songstress and baby girl of hockey great Wayne Gretzky, was being a bit of a spectacle on Twitter — posting pics of herself in compromising positions and settings.