Ex-Porn Star’s Boob Popped by Puck

Former porn star Mia Khalifa, who now makes the guys drool with her sports correspondence for the Sportsball podcast, was enjoying a hockey game when a puck flew and hit her in the chest, rupturing her left breast implant.

“It caught me so off guard and I had no idea it was coming,” Mia told the Daily Star. “I grabbed my chest and I didn’t want to let go, because I felt like if I did let go, blood was going to be everywhere.” The puck, which was flying at an estimated 80 mph, flew over the glass at a May playoff game featuring the Washington Capitals.

Khalifa has informed her fans that she will be going in for surgery to repair the deflated breast. This just goes to show you, boobs can save lives, and help get you a sweet hockey souvenir. “I got to take it home,” Mia said. “It was the single greatest souvenir any hockey fan can get: a game-used puck that comes at you and hits you.”