Hola! Timmy here -- I was on KATS-FM for damn near 16 years before I hung up my headphones for good... SO I THOUGHT! A little about me: I'm a 5-foot-9 white boy born a poor albino immigrant. Kicked out of ninja school due to being afraid of the dark. I learned the art of making people laugh, still continue to perfect it. I also occasionally wonder what’s for dinner. When I'm not telling fart jokes with Todd in the mornings, I might be telling wiener jokes with Manic Thunder Improv! When jokes are not involved I pass my time with music ("Weird Al" Yankovic, Reel Big Fish, Foo Fighters), video games (Mass Effect, Batman Arkham, Lego, Portal), Movies (Star Wars, DC, Marvel, Die Hard, Dumb & Dumber), TV (Gotham, Family Guy, Rick & Morty, Law & Order SVU), Books (Comics, Sherlock Holmes, Sci-Fi, Audiobooks). I currently enjoy my life with my amazing wife Stephanie and little dog Rusty! If you wanna check out all of my previous on-line articles from yester-year, click here!
Todd & Timmy’s Second Birthday!
Todd & Timmy's second birthday is today (March 29)! Timmy takes a look back!
Porch Pirates Sail Again!
Package thieves are out, despite everyone being at home ... "morons."
UFO Filmed In Seattle!
Weird orbs are filmed! It's an object, it's unidentified, and it's flying ... yep, a UFO.
You better Sasqu-watch out, because Bigfoot-Con is coming to the Yakima Valley (but later) in 2020!
Sports Fans Rejoice for Marble Madness!
Who needs actual sports when you have The Marble Olympics!
How ‘Weird Al’ is fighting the Virus & Fear Pandemic
With One Word... Comedy
Man Cusses Out Reporter Covering People Panic Buying
"F*** You, It's Your Fault!"
Vancouver, WA Woman Mistakes Cheese for Soap
"I suspect I left it out when I was intoxicated and just forgot." - Miley
Violinists Play to Empty TP Isle
"Gentlemen It has been a privilege playing with you tonight."
Wuhan Closes Last Temporary Hospital As COVID Cases Drop
As the COVID-19 cases drop, the doctors & nurses are seen smiling bigger than ever!
‘Flat Earther’ Arrested After Harassing Schoolkids
"Are You Crazy?" - Hollis Academy Student
Costco Optical Temporarily Closed
Timmy's first-world problem!