Hola! Timmy here -- I was on KATS-FM for damn near 16 years before I hung up my headphones for good... SO I THOUGHT! A little about me: I'm a 5-foot-9 white boy born a poor albino immigrant. Kicked out of ninja school due to being afraid of the dark. I learned the art of making people laugh, still continue to perfect it. I also occasionally wonder what’s for dinner. When I'm not telling fart jokes with Todd in the mornings, I might be telling wiener jokes with Manic Thunder Improv! When jokes are not involved I pass my time with music ("Weird Al" Yankovic, Reel Big Fish, Foo Fighters), video games (Mass Effect, Batman Arkham, Lego, Portal), Movies (Star Wars, DC, Marvel, Die Hard, Dumb & Dumber), TV (Gotham, Family Guy, Rick & Morty, Law & Order SVU), Books (Comics, Sherlock Holmes, Sci-Fi, Audiobooks). I currently enjoy my life with my amazing wife Stephanie and little dog Rusty! If you wanna check out all of my previous on-line articles from yester-year, click here!
Best Knock Knock Joke!
Knock Knock. Who's there? Timmy's Favorite Knock Knock Joke!
Timmy’s Favorite Restroom!
Rumor has it, Timmy knows the number one place to go No. 1 and No. 2!
Hotels.com is Hiring a PoolHopper
Finally, a job I can do!
Thor sings Hurt!
A God of many talents!
Schoolboy’s Drawing Helped Police
He saw something, said something, and then drew something!
Concert Report: The Offspring in Spokane! [PHOTOS]
"Happy Father's Day! What did you do, ditch the kids to come out?" - Dexter Holland
Baby Burping Robot!
For the new First Time Dads on Father's Day!
Timmy’s Top Dad Jokes
I'll call you later. Don't call me later, call me Dad.
Timmy Tales: Best Dad Advice I Ever Received
OH MY GOD, HE IS SO WISE!
Dr. Pepper Jelly
Homemade gift for dad?
Happy National Best Friends Day!
"Best friends will help you hide the body!"