Hola! Timmy here -- I was on KATS-FM for damn near 16 years before I hung up my headphones for good... SO I THOUGHT! A little about me: I'm a 5-foot-9 white boy born a poor albino immigrant. Kicked out of ninja school due to being afraid of the dark. I learned the art of making people laugh, still continue to perfect it. I also occasionally wonder what’s for dinner. When I'm not telling fart jokes with Todd in the mornings, I might be telling wiener jokes with Manic Thunder Improv! When jokes are not involved I pass my time with music ("Weird Al" Yankovic, Reel Big Fish, Foo Fighters), video games (Mass Effect, Batman Arkham, Lego, Portal), Movies (Star Wars, DC, Marvel, Die Hard, Dumb & Dumber), TV (Gotham, Family Guy, Rick & Morty, Law & Order SVU), Books (Comics, Sherlock Holmes, Sci-Fi, Audiobooks). I currently enjoy my life with my amazing wife Stephanie and little dog Rusty! If you wanna check out all of my previous on-line articles from yester-year, click here!
Man Hijacks Airport Monitor To Game
"Can I at least finish my game?"
Man Attempts to Register Beer as Emotional Support Animal
No training needed & it helps with his Social Anxiety Disorder.
Survey Says Office Workers Swear 55 Times A Week
"Those are rookie numbers!" - Mark Hanna: The Wolf of Wallstreet
Three-Digit Number for Suicide Prevention Coming Soon
With in the next 18 months, if you need help or are on the edge, you'll be able to dial 9-8-8.
Oregon Bicyclists allowed to roll through stop signs
Rolling stops are okay if you only have 2 wheels, and you look both ways!
Tieton Cider Works Free Movie Night Series!
Free Movie Night Tonight! Ages 21+
The Witcher Meets Black Sabbath
"Toss a coin to your editor!"
‘Evil Dead,’ the Musical Comes to Seattle
"YO… SHE B****… LET'S GO" - Ash Williams
Ramen Noodle Guitar!
That sounds delicious!
Noah’s Ark Homeless Shelter Spaghetti Feed
Eat food for a good cause!
Deaf Man Sues Pornhub over Closed Captioning Options
This New Yorker likes to watch ... and read!
Take Timmy’s Poll: Shoveling Snow
Now that it has stopped snowing (for now), at what point do you shovel? Take the poll!