Hola! Timmy here -- I was on KATS-FM for damn near 16 years before I hung up my headphones for good... SO I THOUGHT! A little about me: I'm a 5-foot-9 white boy born a poor albino immigrant. Kicked out of ninja school due to being afraid of the dark. I learned the art of making people laugh, still continue to perfect it. I also occasionally wonder what’s for dinner. When I'm not telling fart jokes with Todd in the mornings, I might be telling wiener jokes with Manic Thunder Improv! When jokes are not involved I pass my time with music ("Weird Al" Yankovic, Reel Big Fish, Foo Fighters), video games (Mass Effect, Batman Arkham, Lego, Portal), Movies (Star Wars, DC, Marvel, Die Hard, Dumb & Dumber), TV (Gotham, Family Guy, Rick & Morty, Law & Order SVU), Books (Comics, Sherlock Holmes, Sci-Fi, Audiobooks). I currently enjoy my life with my amazing wife Stephanie and little dog Rusty! If you wanna check out all of my previous on-line articles from yester-year, click here!
Fighting Robots Removed From YouTube Due To Animal Cruelty
Robots Are Not Animals... depending on who's judging!
Loudest Snorers Wanted For New TV Show!
Your snoring and drooling could make you famous... in England!
Paws in the Pool is This Sunday!
The annual Paws in the Pool at Franklin Park is coming this weekend!
Concert Report: ‘Weird Al’ in Airway Heights! [PHOTOS]
T&A! Timmy & Al! Read Timmy's concert report of "Weird Al" Yankovic's show this past Sunday at Northern Quest Casino Amphitheatre in Airway Heights.
Timmy's taking part in the "Leave Work And Go The Beer Garden, They Can't Sack All Of Us" facebook event!
Fish for Free Anywhere in Oregon This Weekend
Fish, Clam, or Crab This Weekend in Oregon! No license or tags required!
New Steel Panther Video (NSFW)
"Always Gonna Be A Ho"
Songs Explained With Simple Comics
Icelandic cartoonist/writer/comedian, Hugleikur Dagsson, has created some simple comics to go with historic songs!
TV Head Man Leaves TVs!
Sweet! Free TV! Crap, it's an old style!
Cure For Cat Allergies is on the way!
An injection into your cat, could cure your allergies!
Washington Woman Gets Octopus Stuck to Her Face!
"Looking back, I probably made a big mistake." - Jamie Bisceglia
GET PAID TO EAT BACON!
Who wouldn't eat up an opportunity like this? Getting paid $1,000 to rate bacon food!