If Safeco Field Were A Grocery Store Instead Of A Baseball Stadium What Would The Prices Be Like?
Having been to a Mariners game and experienced the prices for a beer and a tiny bowl of Dippin Dots I've often wondered in my tiny mind how that would translate if they sold for the same price in bulk if they were a grocery store instead. So this is the flyer Todd and I imagined the ad Safeco Superstore would circulate to advertise their "specials":
-Aquafina in the 24 pack just $96!
-Try a refreshing 12 pack of Blue Moon just $120!
-An 8 pack of hot dogs just $36!
Think about it, you could probably feed a family of four for a month for just over $2000 at the Safeco Superstore. Sorry, no parking validation.