Need a good gag gift for your "white elephant" office party gift exchange? A last-minute stocking stuffer? Maybe a present for the avid fisherman in your family or your perverted uncle?

Check out this truly crazy calendar produced by a German camping supply company.  Each month features a full-color photo of a beautiful woman (some in bikinis, others nude) holding...  CARP!

Why? Who cares?  It's brilliant!

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