‘Man Challenge': The Perfect ‘Man’ Wedding

Everyone always says that a wedding is for the woman. Why? The woman usually makes it next to impossible for a man to even be part of the whole process. All the way from the music, the cake, the venue, to even the vows. Todd & Andy are asking you to tell us what your perfect 'man wedding' would be!Andy's perfect man wedding is:

1. In lieu of gifts, please be prepared to do a  Jäger bomb and at least one keg stand unless you’re a little bitch. Yeah, I’m talking to you, Aunt Mildred …shit just got real.
2. One "get out of marriage free" card.
3. Blue flame (fire farts) competition before the bouquet toss.
4. Strippers, hookers pillow-fighting cheerleaders.
5. Police artist to approximate how the bride will look in 10 years shows on a projector to Kenny G or Bette Midler "Wind beneath my wings."
6. Who’s-hotter-than-the-bride pageant with Sash

   Todd's perfect man wedding:
   Would take place in between a double-header at SafeCo Field at home plate.  The umpire would officiate the ceremony and, after exchanging vows would say, Play ball!" at which point my wife and I would head up to our own private suite in the "Hit It Here Cafe`" because, hey chicks dig the long ball  I'd try to reach every base all the while maintaining a two-ball count.  All attendees would have a combination program/sudoku puzzle to keep them occupied.  Oh, yeah...  It's going to take place on 'Bat Night.'