Minor Surgery Performed by Non-Professionals on Todd E. Lyons, Esquire

Yesterday, while lamenting middle age (I'm 43), I made mention of some mysterious growths on my neck.  After doing a quick Google search, I found out they are harmless nodules called "skin tags."  My next question:  How in the hell do I get rid of them?

I consulted WebMD and the KATS listening audience and the most frequent answer that kept circling around was to tie a thin piece of string around each "tag" and sever it.

Enter Aaron Bennett and Sharon Peters and a roll of dental floss...