Sh!t Faced?!?

"Oh No! My Beard Has Poop In It! Looks like it's time for decapitation... or maybe I can just comb it out?" Yep, you heard right, a new study out of New Mexico has warned that facial hair may be dirtier than your toilet! Yes Beard owners' health could be at risk, due to all the rancid bacteria that collects in there according to microbiologist John Golobic of Quest Diagnostics.

“I’m usually not surprised, and I was surprised by this,” Golobic said. “There would be a degree of uncleanliness that would be somewhat disturbing.” The study was done by swabbing several beards and found that some of the bacteria "are the kind of things you find in feces."

But what if you don't want poo on your face, but enjoy the hipster lifestyle? Well wash your hands, face, and avoid playing with your beard, and when in deep thought, avoid the hand on the chin look. Other wise you may find other form of "corn rows" on your masculine muzzle.

Just think, now Chuck Norris & Duck Dynasty have something in common.