ash wednesday

Don't be a dumbash
There are a lot of stupid people walking around. A LOT.
I'm about to give you a helpful tip so that you are not accidentally confused with one, or all, of them.
Don't be that guy
What with today being Fat Tuesday, tomorrow is obviously Ash Wednesday -- the day Catholics around the world will be marked with a cross of black ash on their foreheads, to remain there the rest of the day.