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The next time your friends are over, or you're camping or whatever, and you happen to have a can nearby, anybody can pop the can in their mouth and use it to imitate the sound of a crotch rocket to a T.

Let's say that you're camping someone, or hiking or biking or whatever, you have a can of food you want to open but you forgot your can opener, a knife or anything that could open the can for you. Fortunately, there's this trick to make it so you can open a can without a can opener. Here's what you need:

Let's say, for the sake of argument, that you're driving down the road. You see an animal trying to cross so you swerve out of the way, spinning out of control, and end up splashing down in a nearby river or lake. For whatever reason (water pressure or otherwise) your doors are locked and your windows are rolled up. What do you do? Here's how to use your head rest to escape. It's now how to use it

Some people (naming no names here) spend an awful lot of time worrying about shark attacks. While statistically, the chance of a carnivorous fish ripping a huge chunk of meat off your body is pretty slim, it does happen on occasion. Most sharks aren’t really interested in human beings, but a few of them do like to take a nibble, or a whopping big bite now and again. The top culprits are, in order

I was recently in Atlantic City with co-workers from around the nation, all of us with our own quirks and personalities. The guys from Texas had a bit of twang in their voice, the guys from New Jersey had an unmistakeable 'Joisey' accent. I suppose you could say we grow'em big in the Pacific Northwest which explains my height, but nobody exemplified where they're from more than my friend Jonathan

This 'How-To' is oddly ridiculous as nobody would ever need to turn their double-stuf Oreo into a standard, regular Oreo, but who am I to judge? Maybe you always buy Double-Stuf for yourself and you have a guest who doesn't want that much cream filling. Everyone take...