masturbation

ABC-TV affiliate KATU in Portland and KOMO in Seattle are reporting that a 59-year-old man, Terry Lee Andreassen, was high on meth and wanted to go back to prison, was arrested on May 3rd by police for public indecency for "masturbating vigorously" in public because he hated the city of Portland.

In a move that should surprise absolutely no one, officials in South Dakota have pulled their 'Don't Jerk and Drive' campaign -- and the reason should be pretty obvious.

Remember that scene in Super Troopers where Mac beats his meat to a billboard ad featuring a woman’s ruby red lips? He used his radar gun to measure how fast he could choke it. Well, that happened in real life when Santa Fe police officer Mike Eiskant forgot his dash cam was on and was recorded talking dirty to himself...

All was not lost for everyone in the Commonwealth of Massachusetts this weekend.

Meet Masanobu of Tokyo. He hold the prestigious honor of owning the world record in masturbation. You won't believe how long he can last, and with his girlfriend timing him in the same room. Wait - he has a girlfriend?