Man Displays Hatred For Portland By ‘Masturbating Vigorously’

ABC-TV affiliate KATU in Portland and KOMO in Seattle are reporting that a 59-year-old man, Terry Lee Andreassen, was high on meth and wanted to go back to prison, was arrested on May 3rd by police for public indecency for "masturbating vigorously" in public because he hated the city of Portland.

While we here at 94.5 KATS do not, necessarily, condone whipping out one's erect penis in front of a building designated as a nonprofit organization for kids for the purpose of self-pleasure, protest or anything else, we do have to wonder that if only more people acted out on their hatred in life by masturbating furiously, the world might be a better place.