The Flatulence Deodorizer

The old adage is that necessity is the mother of invention! So it looks like the folks at Flat-D Innovations, Inc. must really love their beans. Thank you science, once again we have major world problems, but now smelly farts doesn't need to be one of them any longer! Take a peak at The Flatulence Deodorizer!

Yes, it's a light weight pad, approximately 1/16th of an inch thick, that is strong and durable, slim, breathable, reusable, washable and easily installed into any pair of underwear.

But how does it work? Well the fine smelling folks at Flat-D, says that "activated carbon acts much like a sponge absorbing water, except that the carbon absorbs the gaseous materials at a micro level. Activated charcoal holds onto the material it has absorbs quite well. There is no risk in the environment of usage that an active carbon filter will give up the material it has captured."

In current tests it looks to have no side effects. Although, it may get rid of the smells, sounds are a different matter.