Good one, Todd! We don't have a sign on the street corner so the only way people know where we are is this one sign that's been here for over 20 years... or was. In a complete act of carelessness he rammed the sign with just enough leverage uprooting it, knocking it flat on its back.

I'm not exactly sure why he was in such a hurry to leave. It could have been when I told him about the variety of beer at the new West Valley Grocery Outlet in the old ShopKo building. It could have been he noticed the boss was gone for a moment so he thought he could sneak out early. We're not exactly sure but the look of extreme shock on his face -- there's no way he can get out of this one.

Before I go any further, please know this is a huge joke and everyone (including his boss who was on hand for this photo) was in on it. Truth is we're uprooting the old sign and replacing it with something special and completely awesome that we'll unveil when it's put up. Seriously, the new sign is going to rock so hard you don't even know.

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