While We’re At It, Let’s Ban These Christmas Songs, Too
Many radio stations are removing "Baby, It's Cold Outside" because without context it sounds like a man pressuring a lady into doing something she doesn't consent to. Although others have stepped up, saying it's not about that at all, some stations are avoiding it all together. I figure if it's that offensive, maybe we should ban these other Christmas tunes.
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
Those other reindeer used to laugh and call him names. That's body shaming and not right.
Grandma Got Ran Over by a Reindeer
Reason: Not Respecting the Elderly
They even talk about being not sure if they should open the gifts or send them back. Terrible.
I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus
The kid goes on to say how funny it'd be if Daddy saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus. I don't think the dad would find it very funny at all.
All I Want For Christmas is My Two Front Teeth
Reason: Offends those with a speech impediment.
The reason the child wants their two front teeth is so they can wish you a merry Christmas. Sounds innocent, and it truly is, but children shouldn't feel bad about their speech patterns.
All I Want for Christmas is You
The classic phrase is, "It's the thought that counts," so you should be happy with what you get. Don't be making a one-item specific list.
That's all I got for now. What else should be on the list?