While We’re At It, Let’s Ban These Christmas Songs, Too
Many radio stations are removing "Baby, It's Cold Outside" because without context it sounds like a man pressuring a lady into doing something she doesn't consent to. Although others have stepped up, saying it's not about that at all, some stations are avoiding it all together. I figure if it's that offensive, maybe we should ban these other Christmas tunes.
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
Reason: Bullying
Those other reindeer used to laugh and call him names. That's body shaming and not right.
Grandma Got Ran Over by a Reindeer
Reason: Not Respecting the Elderly
They even talk about being not sure if they should open the gifts or send them back. Terrible.
I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus
Reason: Cheating
The kid goes on to say how funny it'd be if Daddy saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus. I don't think the dad would find it very funny at all.
All I Want For Christmas is My Two Front Teeth
Reason: Offends those with a speech impediment.
The reason the child wants their two front teeth is so they can wish you a merry Christmas. Sounds innocent, and it truly is, but children shouldn't feel bad about their speech patterns.
All I Want for Christmas is You
Reason: Smug
The classic phrase is, "It's the thought that counts," so you should be happy with what you get. Don't be making a one-item specific list.
That's all I got for now. What else should be on the list?