Craigslist can prove as a useful tool when needed. I have found many items on Craigslist for free that otherwise may have cost me a lot of money! But there is one thing that cracks me up on Craigslist and that is their section on Missed Connections! HA I am pretty sure that most people have to be drunk when they post in them.

This poem I found is hilarious. The Missed Connections was w4m! HA There is no way the chick that wrote this was not hammered out of her mind. It doesn't rhyme most of the time, (a real rhyme) and I am pretty sure she does not know what most of the words mean! HA

Have a laugh with me! Have you ever wrote in Missed Connections on Craigslist?

Damn it, baby, Damn it - w4m (Yakima)

Like anyone would be
I am flattered by your fascination with me
Like any hot blooded woman
I have simply wanted an object to crave
Every man gets his wish
Every man gets his wish
You told me this
Where is mine?

Won't be wanting no alone time, no free time
You'll want me in the evening, when you wake in the morning
You'll know me as a killer, your heart killer
Take you till it turns sour, to figure out I'm all power.
Mind over matter
Ooh, the beauty is there but a beast is in the heart
You're on a different road, I'm in the milky way
You want me down on earth, but I am up in space
You're so damn hard to please, we gotta kill this switch
You're from the 70's, but I'm a 90's b*tch  (BTW, This is from a stupid pop song, Icono Pop or something like that, which proves even more that this chick was wasted)
Revolution from dissolution, hypnotizing and demoralizing
Pressure of the future, too much for today
How many hours will I let slip away
Before I realize existing and living
Are not the same
It's over when it's over
Ain't it, baby, ain't it?
Rips ya like a dagger,
Can't it baby, Can't it
Wish we could do it over
Damn it, baby, Damn it

  • Location: Yakima
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Posting ID: 3820978439

Posted: 2013-05-21, 9:16PM PDT

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