I just gave my daughter the worst birthday ever.

At least I had the barbecue covered. Oops, no wait, I screwed that up, too.

I just went to the BIG BOX store this week and stocked up on food for the next couple of weeks. I bought stuff for the Sunday barbecue.

A big huge bag of hot dog buns included.

Expires July what?
Expires July what?
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I get all the hot dogs ready. Cooked and ready to go.

Chips are the side, super-easy birthday lunch is ready to be served ... until ...

Moldy birthday
Moldy birthday
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And then ... my younger daughters decided to projectile vomit all morning, so no trip to the pool. No hiking in the heat or road trip to the mountains. I couldn't even surprise her with one last birthday at Chuck E. Cheese (which was the plan).

Pretty much the worst birthday ever.

Neither of the gifts her mother or I ordered arrived this week in the mail.

Yep, I am a super dad.

Anyone have any idea how I make this up to a 15-year-old?

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