"Treat your body like a temple."
"Just Say No."
"Drugs are bad, m-m-m-kay?"
"Stupid is as stupid does."
Any one of these words of wisdom, catchphrases or slogans could easily apply to meth heads, but the case of a 25-year-old Florida woman almost defies description.

According to police reports, Ashley Malcolm had just gotten done ripping off a Walmart for ingredients to make a batch of methamphetamine when she jumped into a getaway car.  During that process, her cellphone inadvertently "butt-dialed" 9-1-1 and the dispatcher listened in to her entire confession of her crime.

During the call, Malcolm can be heard yelling at the driver to "slow the f--k down" so as to not get stopped by the police. She also explains what she's stolen and then starts to talk about how to assemble some of the components into the batch of meth she's planning to make.

During her monologue to the driver, she shouts the names of the streets she wants the driver to turn on to. The police simply tracked her down by using her own directions.

She has been charged with retail theft and unlawful possession of chemicals and was being held in jail on $3,000 bail.