Police Decline to Press Charges on Runaway Goat
Here you are, minding your own business. Next thing you know, you're running for your life! Is it a mad-man? Knife-swinging serial killer? A hobo on fire? A goat? Yep, for a woman in Oakland, Maine, it was just an angry goat. A post on the Oakland Police's Facebook page talked about the encounter.
No one was seriously hurt, but the goat was told that he was "a bad goat, a very bad goat." No charges were filed against the goat or his owner.