florida

"Send help, he's going for the Funyuns next!"

"I'd rather be in jail than eight hours in the car with him."

Avoid these two, and your kidneys will thank you!

Yup, he's from Florida.

Giving porch pirates a run for their money.

The U.S. and China tension rose as Chinese intelligence official was arrested on espionage charges, for stealing intellectual property from aviation firms.

Woman lost her cool.

A 55-year-old Florida (!) woman will now be able to feed her incarcerated daughter's drug habit in person.
KTRK-TV is reporting that Nadine Carroll was caught mailing a synthetic opioid - Buprenorphine - to her 27-year-old daughter Shannon Carroll who is currently in the same jail for possession…

This week's sign that the apocalypse is upon us:
A fourth-grader in Hillsborough, Fla., is being threatened by his school with criminal sexual harassment charges ... for writing "love notes" to the girl he has a crush on.

Everyone has something that gets them going. I like to go to the beach. A man in Florida likes to sniff woman's feet!

I'm not in favor of the death penalty for capital crimes, but I might make an exception for this piece of trash.

Stop me when this sounds familiar.
You're sitting in a cafe near a Florida beach when a 26-year-old woman walks in, takes off her bikini top and starts tugging her nipple rings.