In the past I've worked for radio stations who have done a disgusting contest "Lick It To Win It" where they get listeners to one up themselves in regard to what they're willing to lick to win tickets. Inevitably someone says "I'll lick the inside of a toilet bowl" which seems like it would be quite nasty...
Sure, it's kind of cliche for a chick to play the keys, but at least it's not the tambourine... although I'm sure the Keyboardist from "Bleeding Through" would be just as hot with a little hip action!