This 2 Million Dollar Private East Valley River Ranch Has Not One But TWO Ponds

It is always nice to do a little "window shopping" at houses every now and then, it keeps the blood warm! At least it warmed my cold, battered heart to see the photos of this immense private ranch in East Valley I found on Realtor.com.

WHAT A MAGNIFICENT VIEW!

This property is so private you can't just drop by to see it, you have to make an appointment. No doubt, it's because you'd probably need to rent a golf cart just to view every nook and cranny. I say "rent a golf cart" because there is NO way I would be walking around this 176 acre lot.

WHAT'S NOT TO LOVE ABOUT THIS EAST VALLEY RANCH?

Have your own views of the East Valley hills, it's got not one but TWO duck ponds, private views of the Yakima River, plenty of acreage to grow a plethora of crops if you so choose, plus a livestock pen, and a gigantic-looking barn. Did I mention the ranch also comes with water rights, too? The modest adjacent home has two bedrooms and a bath.

THE THINGS YOU COULD DO IF YOU OWNED THIS RIVER RANCH:

You could do so many wonderful and fun things on this pricey property! If you owned this river ranch, you would have plenty of space for you to host your friends overnight if they wanted to come camp over in your backyard in their tents or RVs. That's what I would do, plus I'd host private concert parties and hoedowns if this was my place! I mean, HELLO!

Call it your very own farm, estate, ranch, or whatever your heart desires, just don't call me late for dinner.

$2 Million River Ranch in East Valley for Sale

After You Buy the Ranch, Upgrade Yourself to a Luxury Motorhome Like This Camper!

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