Todd’s Take: My Plan To Discover The Origin Of The Universe
On this morning's "Todd & Timmy Show", we aired a commercial for the International Star Registry and it got me to thinking how I could potentially discover the origin of the universe.
First, let me back up a bit...
Lately, I have been binge-watching the TLC channel's program "Long Lost Family." It is a reality show where adopted children seek to find the biological family members. The show is sponsored by Ancestry.com which is a website that helps people find their genealogy.
I figure if I buy a star and name it, I could then open an ancestry account, trace the star's family history and - voila`! - discover the age-old question that has consumed mankind since the dawn of time - how did the universe start!
Brilliant, no?