On this morning's "Todd & Timmy Show", we aired a commercial for the International Star Registry and it got me to thinking how I could potentially discover the origin of the universe.

First, let me back up a bit...

Lately, I have been binge-watching the TLC channel's program "Long Lost Family." It is a reality show where adopted children seek to find the biological family members. The show is sponsored by Ancestry.com which is a website that helps people find their genealogy.

I figure if I buy a star and name it, I could then open an ancestry account, trace the star's family history and - voila`! - discover the age-old question that has consumed mankind since the dawn of time - how did the universe start!

Brilliant, no?

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