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Hallmark Has A Card To Give Thanks For Your Booty Call

Kelly West — Tue, 02 Apr 2013 20:24:22 +0000

Hallmark has some amazing cards out there. It seems that when you say “I wish there was a card that said……” Hallmark seems to come up with it!Well, why can’t there be a card to describe how you feel about sex? There Is! Hallmark did it again! ‘I like having sex with you’! Perfect for [...]

Sex Doll Virginity to be Auctioned

Mike Adams — Sat, 09 Mar 2013 16:49:03 +0000

In a sleazy underworld full of throbbing perversion, there is a counterculture of sex fiend that exists, which not only wishes to engage in the nipple-biting taboos of the flesh, but they are also willing to drop their life savings trying to obtain such unusual fruits of Babylon – or in this case, Brazil. Sexonico, [...]

Washington State Jail Guard Trades Cookies for Sex with Inmate

Todd Lyons — Thu, 07 Mar 2013 18:16:32 +0000

A former Snohomish County corrections deputy has been charged with providing homemade chocolate chip cookies in exchange for sexual favors from a female inmate. 58 year-old Abner Canda was been put on administrative leave in January after video surveillance corroborated the story of a 22 year-old inmate who said she was “ashamed for my actions. [...]

Describe Your Sex Life Using a Movie Title

Todd Lyons — Wed, 06 Mar 2013 22:05:52 +0000

Lately, Facebook has been fraught with memes asking everything from “Name a game with out the letter ‘A’ in it,” or “What city in Washington doesn’t have an ‘E’”? We thought we’d spice it up a bit. We’re asking you to describe your sex life using a movie title. Here are some of the KATS [...]

Sex Education in Kindergarten Is About to Become a Reality

Drew Weisholtz — Fri, 01 Mar 2013 15:46:32 +0000

How early is too early to teach sex education? That question is about to be asked again, thanks to a controversial move in Chicago. The city’s board of education has passed a new measure, in which sex ed will begin in kindergarten. The change is expected to take effect within the next two years. Kindergartners [...]

Man Who Uses YouTube To Sell Antiques Accidentally Posts Video Asking For a Threesome

Todd Lyons — Wed, 30 Jan 2013 23:40:15 +0000

The video itself isn’t all that great, but the story behind it is pretty funny.

The guy in the video uses his YouTube account normally to show off the antiques he sells on eBay. What he didn’t realize is he has about 300 subscribers to his YouTube account.

Hilarity ensued when he made a very private video intended for just one person.

Family Feud Sex Answers (VIDEO)

Kelly West — Mon, 28 Jan 2013 21:28:11 +0000

I have never done any of these things for sex! I don’t need to, but paying for it, if necessary, would be an option!I must not be a typical woman because I would never cook or clean for sex ever! In fact, if i didn’t get it I would never cook and clean again! The [...]

Men Turn Down Sex More Often Than Women

Todd Lyons — Mon, 28 Jan 2013 20:31:50 +0000

A recent study done in the U.K. shows, surprisingly, that 62% of men turn down sex more often than their female partners. The study was conducted by ukmedix.com and asked over 1,900 men over the age of 18 who were in long-term relationships. The majority were asked what their top reason – or, ‘sexcuse’ – [...]

Drunk Man Has Sex With Snowman and Gets Frostbite On His Wiener

Mike Adams — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 20:59:31 +0000

There are times when the eyes of an alcoholic reveal a darkness so vast that everything decrepit in the universe appears to makes sense, like a bloodshot looking glass reflecting a message from God - or maybe not. Either way, occasionally a rare breed of sloppy degenerate rises up from the drunken pits of hell to prove to the rest of us that there is a long way to go before we ever hit rock bottom. You'll know them by their frostbitten penises.

Scientist Says Condoms Don't Make Sex Less Enjoyable

Mike Adams — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 15:00:21 +0000

While it might sound like a bunch of sexual propaganda, a new study recently discovered that both men and women enjoy having their “get-me-off” parts stroked just as much using condoms as they do the old raw dog. Researchers say that an online sex habit survey of men and women between the ages of 18 [...]

Most American Couples Have Sex 3 – 4 Times a Week

Todd Lyons — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 18:42:48 +0000

A recent survey of over 100,000 people from around the world, including 23,000 in the U.S., claims to have discovered what is the new “normal” when it comes to human behavior, sexuality and relationships. Based on responses from an on-line survey of people 18 and older who are in relationships, the researchers found: – 40% [...]

Drive-In Sex Booths Actually Exist

Kelly West — Thu, 29 Nov 2012 15:51:31 +0000

I never thought that in my lifetime would I see Drive In Sex Booth!But it is happening in Zurich! Their goal is to get prostitution off the streets and keep a much healthier environment! The booth will also be set up with a panic button and an on sight counselor. The prostitution will be confined [...]

Heaviest Living Woman Using 'Bumping Uglies' Diet to Shed Pounds

Mike Adams — Thu, 12 Jul 2012 01:39:08 +0000

Three years ago, Pauline Potter was not only about to get divorced from her husband Alex, but she was on the verge of becoming the heaviest women in the world – weighing a heavy-duty 728 pounds at the time she entered herself into the Guinness Book of Records. Now she is back together with her [...]

Grown Man Gets Spanked As Punishment For Sleeping With Under-aged Daughter

John Riggs — Thu, 21 Jun 2012 16:50:43 +0000

As this story goes, this father found out that his under-aged daughter was sleeping with someone much older. The father gave him a choice between beating him up or a spanking. He chose to be spanked. I’m sorry, but after watching this video, I may have opted to get beat up. from YouTube: Angry father [...]

Man Busted For Having Sex With a Teddy Bear — FOR THE FOURTH TIME!

Mike Adams — Tue, 19 Jun 2012 15:30:07 +0000

As if getting busted beating off with inanimate objects wasn’t bad enough, a Cincinnati man was arrested for a fourth time for public masturbation with a little help from his teddy bear.

Charles Marshall, 28, was arrested last week after employees at a health clinic noticed him giving a

Yogurt-Eating Mice Have Big Balls

Todd Lyons — Tue, 12 Jun 2012 23:26:31 +0000

Since the dawn of man, humans have looked for food, drugs, instruments and more to enhance their sexual performance, increase the size of specific organs and more. A new study done by researchers at M.I.T. may have stumbled upon the latest and, boy oh boy, is Minnie happy! Apparently, yougurt is good for putting some zest in [...]

Couple Puts on Free Dirty Show for Neighbors

Jeremy Taylor — Sat, 02 Jun 2012 19:46:36 +0000

Just about anybody who’s lived in a big city has found themselves staring out their window and into the apartments across the street. Usually, all you’ll catch is some guy reading or a woman watching infomercials, but residents of a building in Nottingham City, England hit the visual motherload when they gazed out into the [...]

70-Year-Old Virgin Ready to Give Up the Booty

Todd Lyons — Fri, 11 May 2012 16:48:31 +0000

Pam Shaw, a 70-year-old cabaret singer known as “The Sexational Pam”, is a virgin who has sacrificed sex for work and for her beliefs. She adheres to a strict moral code and doesn’t believe in sex before marriage –where is the fun in that?- so she is looking to bag a “tall, dark and handsome millionaire” so she can finally f—.

Surprise! Racoons Mating Outside Of Window [VIDEO]

Todd Lyons — Sat, 05 May 2012 00:39:14 +0000

Animals farking. 'Nuff said.

Unfortunately, You Cannot 'Un-see' Sex 4 Seniors

Patrick Bateman — Thu, 12 Apr 2012 23:37:44 +0000

If the idea of your parents having sex might cause you to lose your lunch, then what would visualizing Gramma and Pop Pop bumping uglies do for ya? According to the YouTube page: “In the past 5 years, the rate of STDs among active seniors has risen over 70%. This public service announcement promotes the importance of [...]