Make Money Breaking-In New Mattresses!

You've had a rough day at work. Last thing you want to do is come home, and then do MORE WORK! What if that work was fun? What if the work was something you enjoyed? What if you could clock in, clock out, clock in, clock out, clock in, clock out, clock in, clock out, over and over and over again. Yes that was a sex joke, some may not get it (the joke and sex) but if you do, then your (wet) dream job may just be a reality!

A sleep-related advice and product review company called Sleep Standards is offering five different couples the chance to get paid for having sex! There's a little bit more to it then that, they will give you different mattresses to use in the act, and you have to rate and give feedback on each new romping. No, you can't use them to build a pillow/mattress fort, unless that's part of your foreplay, if so, write about it! If you get the job... why not?

Here's the official job posting:

We’re looking for 5 lucky couples that can take part in our experiment. We’ll send you a new mattress every week and all you have to do is give us your honest reviews on how good that mattress is for sex. That’s right, you can get paid for doing what you do in your regular everyday life – Sex!

We all know that a bad mattress can lead to problems in bed, and a good mattress can do wonders. To save people the trouble of looking for a comfortable mattress through trial and error, we came up with this experiment. We’re aiming to find the best mattress for sex – and we need your help!

 

The job/experiment/happy fun time will last 8 weeks, with a total of 8 different mattresses. The couples will have to use and rate each mattress. You know, how noisy it is, how bouncy, firmness, support, cooling, stain resistance (maybe) and all and all, an over all score. The lucky couple will be paid $3,000 and get to keep the mattress of their choice!