Now You Can Make Your Scrotum Look Young Again!

This morning on the Todd & Andy Show during "The Freaks" segment I read a story about a new product called "Scrotox". Yes, it's just what it sounds like... Botox for your sack. If you're vain enough to need it here are the benefits according to an article on the UK's "Metro" website:

1. Decreased Sweating (doesn't the sweat come from elsewhere and run down to this area?)
2. Reduced Wrinkles (seems like ice water would accomplish the same effect)
3. Make the scrotum appear larger (this is a benefit?)

Is there a woman out there that any of this would matter to? Seems like you'd have to have a weird obsession with your own sack to pay the $4500 they charge for these treatments to try to have the smooth appearance of the statue in the photo above. Good luck with that!