A few days ago, I had a terrible, horrific dream. In it, my 9-year-old son was badly injured. I thought he was dead at first. Without going into graphic detail of what was a very vivid, realistic image in my mind, I awoke just as my boy began to open his eyes.
It stuck with me all weekend. It's still with me right now. It scared the hell out of me.
Christmas Eve is one of the most exciting days in the world because tomorrow is Christmas. The anticipation of what comes tomorrow for youngsters gets them all anxious and, if you were like me, had trouble actually getting to sleep on Christmas Eve. As a kid, here's what I did to get to sleep.
It's one thing to fall asleep during class, but it's another thing to wake up, literally jumping from your seat, screaming because you had a nightmare like this poor sap did.
In an incident that’s sure to rattle your faith in emergency services, a 911 dispatcher in Maryland nodded off and started snoring after taking a panicked call from a woman whose husband had stopped breathing. Yeesh. Not a great time to fall asleep on the job, guy.
This kid is more bad ass sleeping than you are while you're awake. They decided on a new way to wake up the little guy so they decided to pop in some Nirvana. Here's what happened:
When sleep strikes a child, it can do so at the most inopportune time, even in the middle of a tasty snack. But the adorable kid in this video doesn’t let that stop him as he snoozes and noshes on an ice cream cone at the same time.
Mom gets a text about putting a necktie on your duck. The guy who sits across from you at work gets a text about a clown made of marshmallows. Your ex-girlfriend gets a text about that one time when you saw Osama Bin Laden at Best Buy playing ‘Mario Kart.’ All of those texts can now easily be explained by the newest bedtime nuisance, sleep texting.