Drunk Boy Found in Porta-Potty is Alleged Home Invader

 What was he looking for? Just anything to steal? Booze? Here's the problem with trying to be a cat burglar when your drunk. You probably don't realize that you're making the noise you are making. It's much easier to be a bad guy when you're sober. You know, like when you want the music really loud when you've been drinking. Music at a normal level just doesn't seem right unless you're sober. And so it goes with the mystery of the loud cat burglar. Using a knife to cut window screens and making a racket, that was his downfall. Police searched the area and found that a whole bunch of homes had been tampered with, screens cut and whatnot. In a construction site where there were currently no workers, they found the drunk boy hiding in a porta-potty. That's right, nobody was around but the porta-potty was locked. That bright red occupied sign gave him away.