According to a Marion, Ind., police press release, Mark Anthony Jones, 46, accidentally shot himself in the wiener. He was hospitalized and the unlicensed handgun was confiscated by police.

Apparently, he had the gun in his waistband, not in a holster, when it began to slip. As he tried to adjust it, it discharged. The bullet entered just above his penis and exited through his scrotum.

The real question is, does he need a second gun for his testicles in order to protect his penis?

To read the police report, click here.