Man Smuggles Drugs In His Wiener
You could say that to try and pull a stunt like this, the man had balls! Although, those weren't part of the plan. Instead he used his foreskin to hide Ecstasy tablets as he entered the Melbourne's Listen Out music festival. He was stopped by sniffer dogs and searched before getting into the concert.
Benjamin De Luca confessed after getting shafted by the drug dogs. It makes sense that he'd confessed, although it would be funny for him to state how "those aren't mine" or be all shocked, "Wow, how did those get there? Damn new underwear!"
Thanks go the Greelong Advertiser, we now know how to NOT smuggle Ecstasy!